i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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