Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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