He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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