It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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