i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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