Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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