But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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