is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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