I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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