summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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