Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I need water and some morals
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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