Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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