no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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