Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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