Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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