You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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