Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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