Nicole vs. Life
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
