"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I want you more than these girls want KFC
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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