I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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