honey bunches of taint.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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