so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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