I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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