Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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