apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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