im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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