I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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