if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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