Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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