the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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