guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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