I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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