what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
