it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
40s are totally the cure
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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