we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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