I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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