she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
What drink are we having for lunch?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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