Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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