Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
