they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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