just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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