if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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