yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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