why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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