i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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