I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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