That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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