We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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