he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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