dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You can't just leave with hair like that
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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