You're so nebulous sometimes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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