is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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