A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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