Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My butt remains clenched, sir.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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