Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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