I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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