Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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