I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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