After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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