Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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